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Irishladdie3

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Location: Beverly Hills, CA

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Irishladdie3

You Fucking Pussies.

Posted by Irishladdie3 Sep. 26, 2007 @ 11:48 PM EDT

Okay, the following paragraphs will be a life story. If you reply about it's size, go eat a dick.

I am fucking sick and tired about your pathetic lives. I live in Beverly Hills. My parents make over $300,000 a year combined. I go to Beverly Hills High School, one of the best public schools in the country. I am physically fit. But do you think I started this way? Do you think my parents did? NO! We worked for what we have, and you people bitch and moan about the problems of your life, as if you not being able to get lid or find a job is anybody else's fault.

I was born in a small house in Beno, Nevada, with my parents. My grandfather had died years ago, leaving a will asking us to keep her wife alive as long as possible. Four months after he died, my grandmother was diagnosed with breast cancer. At her age, terminal.

We had nearly all of our measly income to keep her on life support. This lasted nearly a year. A year of barely getting enough food to survive. A year of living of the charities of our friends. And throughout this time, I was a weak nerd who had no friends and got poor grades.

After our grandmother died, we tried to focus on improving our shitty lives. We lived in a bad neighborhood, populated with hobos and wiggers. One fateful day, my older brother went out on a drive. He accidentaly got in a minor accident with a meber of a local gang. The resulting fight ended in the death of my brother.

About two months later, we moved to the suburbs of Las Vegas. It was a minor improvement, but our lifestyle was still very rough. We were still very poor, and could barely make a living. My father took up a job as a bodyguard. For several weeks, he made enough to feed us well. After that, he fell down a stairwell while chasing a man who cheated in a high-stakes poker game. His job as a security guard was finished.

I spent my time fghting off the children of people who were enemies of the people my dad had worked for. They did seemingly nothing but throw rocks at our house and wreck our one car. My one friend in the town was killed by a member of the 'Endros' gang. I didn't drink, or smoke, or consider suicide. I stayed on track.

My friend's death motivated me to be better than I was. My grades started picking up. I began exercising. I got contacts. Eventually, I egan to become popular. Intimidating. Our house was vandalized less and less. No longer was our car destroyed. My father got a job as a blackjack dealer.

I was hired by a crazy woman whos deceased husband owned a small casino. Sufficed to say, she had money. My job was basically that of a guard's- she wanted to make sure kids didn't disturb her. No vandalizing, no loud noises, no swearing near her house. The job payed about $10 an hour, but it kept me very busy. I lost popularity, as kids didn't like me hushing them every time they swore.

One day, my father made a risky decision and bet three week's pay on a game of poker. He won. With our newfound money, we set off to Beverly Hills. From this point on, our financial situation was stable, so I'll talk about my social life.

I was always berated in my school. I was the only one who hadn't been raised in a classy upbringing. I was bullied and occationally attacked. One day I said, "Fuck this". I started REALLY exercising. I put my mind to the test. My grades picked up. I got to be very fit.

So there you go. I havn't had a horrible life, but it was a tough one. I'm just sick of hearing people bitch because they lost a relative or two. I lost a brother and a friend. I stayed strong. I regret nothing. So if you want to complain about trivial matters, then complain. Just become emo. It'll make it easier to find you in a crowd. Black clothes=that kid who won't shut the fuck up about his dead friend.

Good night.

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Sep. 26, 2007 | 11:52 PM Hebacheba says:

Fuck you. Your father got lucky in a Poker bet. That's called getting lucky, not working for it. Imagine what it would be like if he had lost that bet. You'd be pretty fucked, eh?

Sep. 27, 2007 | 1:39 AM Irishladdie3 responds:

Good thing he didn't. We worked to get to Beverly Hills. we just needed a push in the right direction. It's hard to gain a good life without some luck.


Oct. 19, 2007 | 6:49 PM Jolly-rodger says:

boohooohooo just one sob story after another no one gives a shit

Oct. 23, 2007 | 9:33 PM Irishladdie3 responds:

This isn't a sob story, it's a reason for all of you whiny bastards to shut the fuck up.


Oct. 25, 2007 | 5:58 PM SouthAsian says:

What are you doing in Ireland?

Oct. 27, 2007 | 1:21 PM Irishladdie3 responds:

Summer vacation... I better change that. Thanks for reminding me.


Nov. 5, 2007 | 10:38 PM mastergurosp says:

I hope you die....

Jew..

Nov. 6, 2007 | 1:18 AM Irishladdie3 responds:

'Kay.


Nov. 5, 2007 | 10:53 PM JoyKill says:

He dose have a good point emo's bich all the time and do nothing to fix there problems

Nov. 6, 2007 | 1:18 AM Irishladdie3 responds:

Thank you.


Nov. 6, 2007 | 8:21 PM yellowcard41 says:

FUCK EMOS!! I dont like emos but I still luv there hair!

Nov. 6, 2007 | 9:55 PM Irishladdie3 responds:

Emo hair would be awesome if it were blonde.


Nov. 7, 2007 | 11:01 PM TheUsed713 says:

My friend was a gay prostitute at 16, raped by his brother, who shot him in the
leg, who he later shot dead when he attempted to rape him again. His
boyfriend(well now ex) died of an E overdose. He was beaten, curbstomped, then stabbed in the back of the neck and thrown in the trunk of a car and left,
unconcious, in a snowy field. His new boyfriend was recently hit by a car and paralyzed from the neck down. He hasn't seen his real father in 14 years, who now refuses to see him because he(his father) has cancer. Some people have a right to hate their lives/ or be "emo" as people like you have labeled him.

Shut the fuck up about hating emo kids.

Nov. 10, 2007 | 2:12 AM Irishladdie3 responds:

Nobody has an excuse to hate their lives if they're too scared to end it. Furthermore, I suspect that you made that story up. If not, your friend is a gay, law-breaking pussy.


Nov. 10, 2007 | 1:39 PM Victory says:

Since when did winning a game of poker have anything whatsoever to do with working hard?

Nov. 10, 2007 | 3:37 PM Irishladdie3 responds:

The Poker game wasn't the hard part. the other 2,000 words of the story were.


Nov. 12, 2007 | 10:15 PM Grind29 says:

YFG

An acronym for:

YOUR FUCKING GAY

Nov. 12, 2007 | 10:55 PM Irishladdie3 responds:

I am glad that you have chosen to leave a thoughtful and well planned-out message.


Nov. 14, 2007 | 4:04 AM MazeMindedApathy says:

Hmmmm, when I read the first paragraph, I thought "Oh, another jock ranting rich son of a bitch", but you proved me wrong once you started telling your bit about how you managed to deal with a painfully shitty life and fought to become successful in the end. I'm glad some people actually make it into good life after a long period of hard work and a bit of luck. Congrats.

BTW: I FUCKING HATE EMOS TOO! They're the ones who are fairly wealthy and still complain about how much life 'sucks'. If I was anywhere near their financial state, I'd be pretty happy, but they would rather make their lives as painful as possible by slitting their wrists or attempt suicide to end the 'misery'. Fuck 'em, bunch of panseys.

Nov. 14, 2007 | 11:17 AM Irishladdie3 responds:

Thank you for your support; I hope your financial situation picks up soon.


Nov. 26, 2007 | 2:29 AM LolNinjers says:

I grew up on welfare for 13 of my 15 years while my family died and I don't whine about it. Kids need to grow up.

Nov. 26, 2007 | 9:50 AM Irishladdie3 responds:

Yes, yes they do.


Jan. 15, 2008 | 1:00 AM Sevkat says:

late 07 signup?
lvl2?
149 posts?
2 reveiws?
6 BP?

All this means that everyone is better than you and you're a failure in life. So go home and eat pie.

Jan. 21, 2008 | 10:39 PM Irishladdie3 responds:

No, I'm just a failure at Newgrounds. Shush.


Jan. 15, 2008 | 1:02 AM Noodleboy111 says:

That's nothing, we didn't even have a house growing up. We slept in the lake.

Jan. 21, 2008 | 10:40 PM Irishladdie3 responds:

Were you... sleeping with the fishes?


Jan. 21, 2008 | 8:42 PM Triple-Merc says:

I'm really just gonna say this:

"late 07 signup?
lvl2?
149 posts?
2 reveiws?
6 BP?

All this means that everyone is better than you and you're a failure in life. So go home and eat pie."

I laugh at the idiot who said that. Hard.

Jan. 21, 2008 | 10:40 PM Irishladdie3 responds:

Wanna be best friends?


Jan. 23, 2008 | 11:26 AM gib1 says:

its people like you that are fucking dick heads and make the world a shit place.you say anybody whos got a job?i bet you dont have a job you just sponge off your parents and the girls only go out with you coz ur money you stupid snobby bastard

Jan. 24, 2008 | 10:01 AM Irishladdie3 responds:

Oh, I'm SURE.


Jan. 24, 2008 | 2:06 AM Crazy-Inovation says:

Fuck yes. Thats the REAL shit.

Jan. 24, 2008 | 10:01 AM Irishladdie3 responds:

Fo-shizzle, dog.


Jan. 25, 2008 | 2:12 AM XzaLLeNT says:

your essay moved me.. did u get accepted? haha jk..

Jan. 25, 2008 | 10:08 AM Irishladdie3 responds:

Lolwut?


Jan. 25, 2008 | 10:12 PM mansellscore says:

Too long ( chewing on dick already)...joke, thats what i call luck, we work for money, to spend it and live...why work when you already have that money...good luck to you man.

Jan. 25, 2008 | 10:16 PM Irishladdie3 responds:

Thank you very much.


Jan. 25, 2008 | 11:24 PM VhsTapeclock says:

That is two things:
1. Cool as fucking hell!!!oneonesix9!!
2. Kinda sad.

Jan. 26, 2008 | 2:15 PM Irishladdie3 responds:

Thank you.


Jan. 25, 2008 | 11:26 PM JoshuaKidder says:

Emos piss me off, but your dad didn't work for it, he acted like an idiot and it paid off. Your dad has balls, I'll say that but he's a bit of a dumbass for betting 3 weeks pay on a damn poker bet. You didn't work for it, it was luck, just as most things that happen to most people.

Jan. 26, 2008 | 2:16 PM Irishladdie3 responds:

We ALL worked for it, we just needed a push in the right direction. When going from poverty to upper class, you usually need luck.


Jan. 27, 2008 | 1:43 AM ripoffhitman says:

And yet after all of that you are still a useless peice of shit striving for attention from random people on the internet even though you would never admit it. O, i'm sorry I don't emphasize peices of shit who act like dicks and use their past as an excuse.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 7:35 PM Irishladdie3 responds:

I think that I... love you.

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